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Kjell and I have LOTS of funny moments, so I'm pasting some of our convos here:
Funny Convo #1
Kjell: my kung fo is greater then yours
Me: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me:
HIIIIII-YA!
Me: Beat that sucker!
Kjell: woha
Kjell: pow
Me: my kung-fu kicked your kung-fu's BUTT
Kjell: do
u know chinquintowalabamuruaphone
Kjell: aka dance around like a monkey
Me: I have a black belt in that one
Me: lol
Kjell:
i have a darker black belt
Me: Woot-a-woot-a-heya
Kjell: every body was kung fo fighting
Kjell: dodododododo
Me:
Those cats was fast as lightnin
Me: dodododododo
Kjell: it was a little bit frightening
Kjell: dododododo
Me:
I don't know the rest of the words
Me: dodododododo
Me: woah-woah-woah-woaaaaaaaah
Funny Convo #2 (This convo is in no way meant to be offencive to any race. I was just fooling around with Kjell when
Laura W. was at my house.)
Kjell: yo
Me: heeyyyyyyy
Kjell: sup
Me: nottin here white boy
Me: me and ma hom girlz chilln like what
Me:
Ummm hm
Me: What u b talkn bout whitey
Kjell: what the hell are u talking about
Me What the hellz u be talkn about?
Me:
We juss chilin yo
Me: We aint talkn bout nottin ova herr in da cribb
Kjell: ok then
Me: Don u b disrespectin
Me:
U betta rekonize
Kjell: ok bye
Me: Don go
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Auto response from Kjell: my gansta neigbor is freakin me out
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Me: WOOT!!!!!!!!
Kjell: lol
Kjell:
that made u stop
Me: U be stupid white cracka
Me: I'm not no white giiiiiirl
Me: We poppin in da howz
Kjell: i
don't have time for this
Me: Wht you sayin?
Me: You aint down wit dat?
Kjell: do i look seroius
Kjell: look at
me
Me: what now?
Kjell: in my window
Me: you best be trippin
Kjell: what r u doing
Kjell: now ur just plain
crazy
Me: U BEST BE TRIPPIN
Me: I AINT CRAZY
Me: YOU BE CRAZY
Kjell: shut up britney
Me: BRITNEY?
Me: NOW
YOU DONE IT
Kjell: who ever this is
Me: I ain't "Britney" I'm Boutanya from da hood
Kjell: sure u are
Me: You
best be playn
Me: don't u stoopid ass me
Kjell: i don't have time for this
Me: Whut now?
Kjell: TALK NORMAL
Kjell:
god brit
Me: Am I too gangsta fo you
Me: Dis is normal
Me: fo sho
Kjell: ok fine
Kjell: anyway
Me: Whut
be up down thurr
Kjell: aarons commin over
Me: whin?
Kjell: like 10 minutes
Me: Why ain't dat boo be ovr der now?
Kjell:
cause he was at his cuz house
Me: Wellz you gots Boutanya and Lauranza ozvr hurr rockn dis joint
Me: Why aint u bin
up in our grill dis whole time yo?
Kjell: cause i was waitin 4 aaron
Kjell: 2 call
Me: wha now?
Kjell: forget
it
Me: You tryin to b kikkin it, but you aint got no style bro
Me: Boutanya hurr, we bee black
Kjell: check again
Me:
WHAT YOU SAYN WHITE BOY!
Me: YOU ANT'T CHECK UNDERNETH MY CLOTHZ
Me: HELLZ YEAH BIATCH!
Me: HOLLA AT YO SISTAS
Me:
Yo, Check, we out
Me: we be jammin
Me: peace yo
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