Interveiw

Mati: and i met a hot white guy!
Me: YES!!!!!!!!!
Mati: It was AWESOME! LoL.
Mati: im gonna write it on em!
Me: YES!
Mati: so wats up brock? I HAVE TO KNOW LoL
Me: Nothing really
Me: tell me about HOTTIE!
Mati: hes from turkey
Mati: so hes not white lol
Mati: and hes got an abnormally huge nose
Mati: but other than that hes HOT
Mati: really hot
Mati: and REALLY REALLY nice
Me: LOL!
Me: YT, can I interveiw you?
Mati: haha sure! for what?
Me: my website
Mati: okay
Me: TRY and keep in PG rated
Me: LoL
Me: What's you're fave thing to do
Mati: haha PG.. thats gonna be HARD
Me: LOL!
Mati: my fav thing is...
Mati: hmm.. PG
Mati: okay.. lol
Mati: Eating crackers
Me: YAY!! LoL
Me: What's you're Fave movie
Mati: LOTR!!! all three of them! Orlandos hotnessossity can not be overcomed!
Me: YES!
Me: ok, if you had one thing to let the whole worl know, what would it be?
Mati: mmm
Mati: NAHDER CAN SUCK MY NON-EXISTANT TREE
Me: LOL!
Me: PG RATED!
Mati: haha okay.. hmm
Mati: If something tastes too salty, you should spit it out and wash ur mouth wit laundry detergent
Me: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: if you had 24 hours left to live, what would you do with it?
Mati: take a plane over to DubC, beat up a certain zomo, and spend the rest of my day wit my fav dubc homeslices
Me: YES! AMEN SISTER!
Mati: haha YES!
Me: ok, if you had to get married to a really "hot white guy" or a not cute nice guy, which would you choose?
Mati: not cute nice guy
Me: why is that?
Mati: i dont want another zomo
Mati: lol
Me: LoL
Me: hooray!
Mati: Yaynessossity!
Me: ok, so if you had to be locked in a closet with someone who would it be and why?
Mati: mm, that hot white shirtless abercrombie guy!
Me: WOOT!
Mati: lol
Mati: he WAS a hotnessossity whitenessossity guy!
Me: LoL, what's your fave song
Mati: I believe in a thing called love or Christmas time (let the bells ring)
Me: ok
Me: what's the funniest thing you've ever read, seen, or heard about?
Mati: that guy on da baseball field.. like a million pplz were watchin him and he was just standing there scratching his b\balls
Me: what?!?!?!
Mati: umm.. its true lol
Me: LoL ok
Mati: and thats all? lol
Me: i think so
Mati: ok, lol. so what is ur website?
Me: it's not done yet
Mati: oook, lol